Misinterpretation

Fuck all you intolerant assholes

One man's heaven is another man's hell.  Though I believe in neither, if all the gays, atheists, addicts, and anyone else who's "sinned" are in hell, it's a no-brainer decision.  Who would want to hang with a bunch of religious freaks for eternity anyway?

There are roughly 642 species of animals that exhibit homosexual activity, but only one that exhibits homophobia.  Hysterically, all of which is presented as factual in any religion is based of faith and speculation. This can likely mean you're fucked if it turns out you're wrong.