Put This in Your Egg Nog

I know it's already Christmas and we're all likely sick on hearing the run-of-the-mill Christmas songs, but 'Throw This in Your Egg Nog' (The unofficial title of this CD I've been throwing together) may just be the very thing to properly shake up your holiday season.

Apathy, sarcasm, and just a sprinkle of winter solstice cheer that'll surely put you in the mood (creepy winking face).

For more ass-kicking holiday songs check out 'It's Christmas Bitch'.

Put This In Your Egg Nog (and suck it)

Christmas Wrapping - Dog is Dead

All I Need Is Love - CeeLo Green and The Muppets

If It Doesn't Snow On Christmas - Joe Pesci

O Christmas Tree - The Layaways

Come On Let's Boogey to the Elf Dance - Sufjan Stevens

Boxing Night - Frightened Rabbit

Listen, the Snow Is Falling - Galaxie 500

Is This Christmas? - The Wombats

Can't Wait For Christmas - Loose Tapestries

Frosty The Red-Nosed Snowman - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Thank God It's Not Christmas - Sparks

Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

Santa Claus Goes To the Ghetto - Nate Dogg & Snoop Dogg

December - Norah Jones

Silent Night - Matt Mulholland

Another Christmas Song - Stephen Colbert

Christmas Bop - T-Rex

Christmas In the Room - Sufjan Stevens

As an artist, I respectfully purchase these songs to compensate the wonderful individuals who composed and performed these moments of holiday joy, however I have compiled these tracks into a playlist on youtube.

Enjoy the Solstice, 

Teej